REMEMBER,

IF YOUR OUTPUT, IS MORE THAN YOUR INCOME....

THEN YOUR UPKEEP WILL BE YOUR DOWNFALL....!!!

NOW HIRING! SIDE CHICK POSITION-BENEFITS LIMITED!!!

If you're a side chick and you marry that man, (remember!)  that side chick position is now open again...

FELLAS!!!....7 TYPES OF WOMEN NOT TO WIFE!!!

Contrary to popular opinion, there are some good men out there. Unfortunately a lot of these men are so clueless that they choose the wrong type of women. To prevent another good man from choosing a female who does not suit him, I have prepared a list of types of women to avoid wifing at all costs. She is the type who is more trouble than she's worth. Again, I am talking to the “GOOD MEN”. Feel free to add on more suggestions in the comments.

1. The Needy Chick
She is beyond normal neediness. The type who will drag a dude down and doesn't care if he succeeds or not. She will go as far as purposely getting pregnant to “secure” him in her mind. She has nothing else going on in her life that means anything to her. Therefore, YOU are her life. So much so that she will not let you breath. She needs to either be with you constantly or know your whereabouts at all times.

2. The User/ Gold Digger

This chick is on the come up and will take what she can from you. . She will move on to your friends if she sees their money is longer than yours. She's looking for a sucka! Business, never personal for her.

3. The Whorish Chick
Sex is her weapon of choice. Some men might like getting trapped in this way. However, beware of her motives behind the sexual attention she is giving. Chances are she doesn’t even like your sex, she realizes it is your weakness and is using it to get what she wants from you.

4. The Drama Queen
The one with alot of damn issues. She is the one that constantly has some type of drama going on in her life, mostly because she is causing it. She does not know how to live without some type of drama happening. She will direct this need for drama towards her significant other. That would be you.

5. The Eternal Baby Momma
She is the chick with a bunch of  kids by "different" dudes. However, for some men be weary of the responsibility, because wifing her up ultimately means being responsible for her children as well. Careful, she may be a good woman, so it might be worth the package deal.  But if you're not a "little people" person, stay clear.

6. Insanely Jealous Woman
She is jealous to the tenth power. You can't walk in the mall without being accused of staring at every woman that passes by. You will be accused of wanting everyone from her best friend to her mother. She's even threatened by "The Real Housewives of Atlanta"..Lmao. She inspects your pockets, cell phone, car, email and your underwear. Her insecurities spell "D-I-S-A-S-T-E-R".

7. The Crazy Chick
She is much worse than the drama filled chick, she completely lacks rationale and is nutty. This is the chick who will slash your tires and break all of your car windows for not answering your phone. She lays in bed at night plotting how to punish you. RUN!!!

BLUEPRINT TO KEEPING YOUR MAN HAPPY!!!

Ladies this is the blueprint to keeping your man not just satisfied, but happy. I think alot of women feel that satisfied is good enough, and that is where the problem begins. I'm "satisfied" with a turkey and swiss sandwich, but I would be "happy" with a juicy steak. Get my drift?

1.  When a man initially meets you he knows whether you will be a "jump" or someone he can see himself in a long-term relationship with. This more than anything is based on your conversation.  Good "convo" goes a long way. I think most women would agree.

2.  Keep your appearance up at all times. I know we all have our days, but remember how you looked when we met. Many women take this for granted, but that mistress is out-working you, keeping it together everyday.

3.  Ladies, ladies, ladies...You have to step up your cook game. The old saying has never been more true, "the way to a man's heart, is thru his stomach". If you can't cook, take classes, call big mama. I know men that will leave home to get a meal from elsewhere. Just to get a good HOME-COOKED meal. May not even have sex with that person. Which brings me to my next point.

4.  Sex! Your man has to have everything in a sex partner at home. I MEAN EVERYTHING! So if you're not willing to go all out, you should let him know upfront, because it will be an issue down the road. No matter what you've heard, men want to be "freaked". Think about it like this, your man should look forward to coming home after work, not happy hour with the boys.

5.  Communication. Can he win an argument sometimes? He does want to feel like what he brings to the table holds a little weight. Let him win the debates every now and then. What i'm saying is choose your battles wisely. The most annoying thing to a man is a "nag" and in-laws. Lol. Men hate in-laws. Not necessarily the mother or father, but in-laws in general. Keep your family at a distance.

See, men are not that complicated....A list of 5 simple things to keep that special man "happy", because remember, if he is just "satisfied" with you, he will go elsewhere for "happy".

***Tip.....If the man you're with doesn't deserve these things....(whisper) YOU'RE WITH THE WRONG MAN!

HOW IMPORTANT IS PHYSICAL ATTRACTION?

Ok, you always hear looks aren't everything. Is this a true statement? Although looks may not be EVERYTHING, we all have that one thing that attracts us to the opposite sex, or sometimes even the same sex. How you doin? I must admit I am a prisoner of  physical attraction. I think we all are guilty of desiring an attractive mate. I've heard some women say they only date ugly men because they don't have to worry about other women talking to their man. Ladies, that only works for women. Men will talk to anything! Lol. The saying goes "looks fade".  What do you look for in a mate? Honestly!

CONTROL YOUR OWN DESTINY

IF YOU ALLOW THEM TO FEED YOU....YOU ALSO ALLOW THEM TO STARVE YOU...!!!

IF YOU NEVER HEAL FROM WHAT HURT YOU, 

YOU'LL BLEED ON PEOPLE THAT DIDN'T CUT YOU.

"BEHIND CLOSED DOORS"...Pleasing Her

Men, what i'm about to share with you is priceless, and should come with a fee, but this one's on me.

Now just because you have an erection, doesn't mean its time to get busy. WOMEN NEED FOREPLAY TOO! They need good blood flow just like you. A decrease in blood flow can diminish her sexual response.

First of all, every woman has a treasure chest inside of  her, that most men don't even know exists. Check this out, it's usually a non-body part. It could be her intellect, her wild side or maybe her sense of humor. A wise man once said, "make her laugh, that's half the battle". When a man discovers this, and comes to appreciate and love that part of her, he gets the girl emotionally and sexually. That's when she feels she's being loved completely. Tip: If you're not sure whats in her treasure chest, listen carefully the next time she's around her family. Notice the compliments that make her sparkle.

Only 20 to 30 percent of women reach orgasm through penetration alone. Face it, for some women "digging her back out" is just not gonna do it all the time. Some women need to be really excited. Slow down and put in some work. Think VENIS; Very Erotic NonInsertive Sex.

Try stimulating her without the sexual contact. Maybe washing her hair, a massage with warm oil, gently touch her face while looking into her eyes, and give her the most passionate kiss of her life. Cuddle and run your fingers through her hair. Feel with feeling.

The clitoris has almost double the nerve endings than a penis, so obviously it needs lots of attention. Some women like direct stimulation of their clitoris, others prefer the area around it.  Find what turns her on and look for different ways to hit that switch every time. One of the biggest misconceptions, men assume that an orgasm is the end all-be all for women. Not the case. Faking orgasms is so wide spread because of the importance MEN attach to an orgasm. Research says seventy five percent of women have faked it! Just to stroke the male ego. No pun intended.

Women experience 3 different type of orgasms. Clitoral (the one most men focus on) which results from direct stimulation of the clitoris and surrounding tissue. Pelvic floor orgasms stem from much further down and involves vaginal and uterine contractions triggered by deep penetration (that deeper, deeper moan). Then there's the blended orgasm (the full body) the ultimate, which contains the elements of both.

Men remember this!!!....Men feel intimate as a result of being sexual. Women feel sexual as a result of being intimate.

THE 10 ELEMENTS OF A SOULMATE

The 10 Elements of a Soulmate:

1. It's something inside. Describing how a soulmate makes you feel is difficult. It's a tenacious, profound and lingering emotion which no words can encompass.

2. Flashbacks. If your partner is your soulmate, chances are he or she has been present in your past lives. Soulmates often choose to come back together during the same lifetime and scope each other out in the big world. You might suddenly and briefly experience flashbacks of your soulmate. You might even feel an odd sense of déjà vu, as if the moment in time has already taken place, perhaps a long time ago, perhaps in a different setting.

3. You just get each other. Ever met two people who finsh each other's sentences? Some people call that spending too much time together, but I call it a soulmate connection. You might experience this with your best friend or your mother, but it is the telltale sign of a soulmate when you experience it with your partner.

4. You fall in love with his (or her) flaws. No relationship is perfect, and even soulmate relationships will experience ups and downs. Still, that bond will be much harder to break. Soulmates have an easier time of accepting, even learning to love, each other's imperfections. Your relationship is more likely to be a soulmate match if you both love each other exactly as you each are, accepting both the great and awful tendencies we all have.

5. It's intense. A soulmate relationship may be more intense than normal relationships, in both good and sometimes bad ways. The most important thing is that, even during negative episodes, you're focused on resolving the problem and can see beyond the bad moment.

6. You two against the world. Soulmates often see their relationship as "us against the world." They feel so linked together that they're ready and willing to take on any feat of life, so long as they have their soulmate by their side. Soulmate relationships are founded on compromise and unity above all else.

7. You're mentally inseparable. Soulmates often have a mental connection similar to twins. They might pick up the phone to call each other at the exact same time. Though life may keep you apart at times, your minds will always be in tune if you are soulmates.

8. You feel secure and protected. Regardless of the gender of your partner, he or she should always make you feel secure and protected. This means that if you're a man, yes, your woman should make you feel protected, too! Your soulmate will make you feel like you have a guardian angel by your side. A person who plays on your insecurities, whether consciously or subconsciously, is not your soulmate.

9. You can't imagine your life without him (or her). A soulmate is not someone you can walk away from that easily. It is someone you can't imagine being without, a person you believe is worth sticking with and fighting for.

10. You look each other in the eye. Soulmates have a tendency to look into each other's eyes when speaking more often than ordinary couples. It comes naturally from the deep-seated connection between them. Looking a person in the eye when speaking denotes a high level of comfort and confidence.

Whether you're designed by the universe to be soulmates or two loving people who have settled for each other's strengths and weaknesses, the decision is yours. The beauty of free will is that you can remain in or change any relationship as you see fit. To be with your soulmate is one of the precious treasures of life. And if you feel you've found your heart's other half, I wish you endless days of joy and laughter, and countless nights of deep embrace, unraveling the mysteries of the universe one by one.

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